Dustin is the perfect case study for an alcoholics anonymous group.  He's half Native American and half Irish (of course, the Irish do not believe in alcoholics...we just call it Irish).  Dustin lives a care free life in Tampa, close to his baby sister, Molly.  I went to school with Dustin, and we caused enough trouble to be burnt into the recesses of our teacher's minds: skipping out on Spanish classes to play Boggle at Maple Donuts, arguing with our Civics teacher about the advantages of communism, and staying up late playing long games of risk.  Dustin has also been my dealer for my addiction:  U2 tickets.  If you are not easily offended, you can ask him about the 'LYIANFW'.